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Jakobi

Realist dude out there if you have his heart keep him around.
Omg I love Jakobi
by LuhSaveAHoe November 23, 2021
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Jakobi

the best boyfriend in the world, he is literally the cusest most bestest awesomest bf you'll ever have. Girls don't let him go. jk he's mine😘
Addie: "I CANT BELIEVE U STOLE MY BF!!"
Adrianna: i don't even care... Jakobi is perfect 4 me❤
by PollyGranny. December 8, 2021
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Jakobi

A very hot man that's short. Also makes fun of emo kids, and will beat ur ass. Also has a HUGE cock.
by .kobi May 2, 2022
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Jakobi

Everyone: Jakobi's a faggot
by john mungus May 26, 2022
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Jakobi

A man with a mighty penis!
Jakobi directly translates to 'Massive Member' in piglatin.
"Dude he's such a Jakobi!"
by riley finkleson June 16, 2025
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Jakobi Syndrome

Many have argued wether it is a learned behaviour or some sort of genetic quirk but either way it is a very wide spread in our current generation.

Jakobi syndrome is defined by it wild hand gestures often making shapes while descirbing or asking for something but these shapes or hand signs often have little bearing on what they are actually asking for and happen frequently.
this disease/behaviour was first investigated by Inns et al (2010) and studies are still ongoing to this day.

Jakobi syndrome was named after the leading singer of papa roach Jakobi as he is the most famous Jakobi sufferer and has opened many charities for this plight.
yeah the date was going well but every time he asked for a drink at the bar he would make a triangle with his hands and when he asked me for a tissue he pointed at his eyes and the to the floor..." "oohh he must have jakobi syndrome... poor guy
by Silly McFantastic February 21, 2011
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Dirty Jakob

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
by Wladax April 13, 2020
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