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jagger bush

Pittsburguese for a bush with thorns on it.
Gordon was badly injured when he fell into a jagger bush.
by Patrick Judge October 28, 2004
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jagbot

Someone who combines the finest attributes of being a jagoff and of being a robot and evolves into a composite royal pain in the ass. They are typically found in supervisory positions. They have black hearts and eat unicorns.
My bosshole Tim is such a JAGBOT.
by Mack57 September 1, 2008
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Jagnoor

light of the world
light of my life
light of your life
light of all of our lives
I wanna be friends with Jagnoor because lit
by amsasux May 21, 2018
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Jango Fett

The most Bad-Ass Mutha Fucka, (BAMF, also known as Top Mandorlian) till he got his head chopped off. He was the Original Host for a Clone Army, one of the clones he raised to succeed himself as the BAMF.
Zam: You're Jango Fett aren't you. I've heard of you, you know. I'm Zam Wesell.
Jango: You must be new to the business.
Zam: Why? Because you haven't heard of me?
Jango: Because you're reckless. You could learn a thing or two about being subtle.
Zam: You call that subtle? You just brought down a Republic prison.
Jango: My plan didn't include you. Or the chaos you started back there. You cost me my ship.
Zam: My plan didn't include you trying to hijack my prisoner. Anyway, you should thank me. This babe (the ship) is a big improvement over that relic. I've never seen anything like this. What is she (the ship) anyway.
Jango: She's a Firespray pursuit special.
by Jedi_Master September 28, 2008
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jaggon

Shoulder mounted wang on the South Park alien Jewzian thing
"O yah yah suck my jaggon!" Stan: I don't know what this is but I think it's really really wrong.

In Soviet Russia the jaggon sucks YOU
by 0niTTRay December 29, 2003
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jagloader

A jagloader is one who loads jags, in other words, is absolutely worthless. No one knows what a jag is, and no one cares. It has a nice ring to it, and thus may be used when you want an expletive that makes the listener uncomfortable and confused.
Example 1:

Mr. X: "I'm sorry, Bill, but your performance ratings have been down for some time now. We're going to have to let you go."

Bill: "That's okay. I was thinking about quitting anyway after I heard your wife was a jagloader."

Example 2:

Bill: "Those jagloaders down at the supermarket charged me double for these beans!"

Mr. X: "Snakes on a plane, man. Snakes on a plane."
by E. Johnson July 25, 2008
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JAGOFR

Someone who was previously in the Just a Group of Friends chat but has been removed. JAGOFR is an acronym that stands for Just A Group Of Friends Reject
Artur: I lied about Grock

Joe: Wow. You’re a snake and now a JAGOFR
by BagoskiFan1010 November 14, 2018
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