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swedish jacuzzi

A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids
Dad: Hey kids I’m home!

Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi
by Yanguskhan69 September 30, 2020
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JackMarlow

If you call someone a JackMarlow it could mean a massive pussy and gay don. A JackMarlow is usually found in Dunmow and sucks cock for a fiver.
Person 1: your a right JackMarlow
Person 2: fuck off I ain’t gay
by C0dyHill April 13, 2020
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Jacuzzi Effect

When an individual farts in a body of water.
"Grandpa farts like a howitzer. Anyone can see his Jacuzzi effect from a mile away. But he's family so what are you gonna do?"
by Superfudge August 14, 2021
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Janum

A term of endearment in farsi ( dari). The way one feels about the love of their life. Their other half. The immense care and love one feels towards their soul mate.
Oh janum I love you!

Oh janum I love your buttery lips! sluerp sluerp sluerp
by luckiestmanindaworldMSB February 4, 2010
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Hugh Jackman

Hugh Michael Jackman is an Australian actor, producer, and singer involved in film, musical theatre and television.
Jackman has won international recognition for his roles in major films, notably as superhero, period, and romance characters.
Chosen as one of People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in the World 5 years in a row, 2000-2004 and was chosen as People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive of 2008.
1) Hugh Jackman is always so damn handsome, sexy & heartthrob. Phenomenally talented actor, dashing and devoted man.
2) Hugh is one of those ridiculously hot men who just look like a movie star all the time.
3)Hugh's really beefcake, hunk & ripped.
by posh21 November 14, 2014
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Poor Man's Jacuzzi

When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.
by Sick Mike August 16, 2009
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no naked jacuzziness

A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.

Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!

Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!
The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.
by Grumpy old Devil September 2, 2004
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