Jacobi

A rare used guy name, but it will always fit the person. A really good guy, like a for real good guy. Cute as all get out and has an even cuter personality. Lean (WITH MUSCLES) and funny. Will make you feel at home when your with him. Large female audience, everyone wants a piece of him. He’s largely unappreciated though and people will make shit up even though they don’t know him. Treasure him, he’s been through too much. A good friend and good boyfriend. He can be a bit toxic sometimes, but not red-flag toxic. Will make your life heaven and hell. Will like never respond to you on snap or text messages. So learn to be comfortable with ft and call. Will break your heart and not realize it. Be prepared when you date this one, hes husband material- not a quick hit it and go. Also walks around with a big ego and I’m sure and even bigger D!ck. Not that I would know. He’s good, don’t fuck it up with him or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. Also, everyone wants him- so be trustful, because he’s loyal asf too. Much love to J.
Some girl: “Jacobi is kinda a hoe though”
Me: “but he’s not, if you really knew who he was- you’d know that it’s hurtful to say that about someone you don’t know you”
by Grace555 May 27, 2022
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JACOBY--ONE HOT MTV HOST FOR THE KICK-ASS SHOW SCARRED!

A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.

I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!

DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.

by YAPMO1 March 01, 2009
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by Brotherbrotherbrotherbrother January 14, 2012
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Total Douchebag that no one likes. Will go out with a girl and be a total asshat to her bestfriend. Breaks promises. Says they will try harder and try less.
Jacoby: I promise to tell her best friend before I break up with her.

*breaks up*

Bestfriend: What. The . Hell.
by IRantForFun October 22, 2011
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Having an over active underarm sweat gland.
I've got such serious jacobies that my dermatologist gave me prescription strength antiperspirant.
by TheGuinnessTooth December 12, 2006
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Gay little boy with a porn hub addiction who fucks his dogs. thinks his tough but he it a weird little fuck.
by Shhdhsjsjaoakajshndnslalsk March 03, 2022
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A man or young boy who thinks he has a large "thing" but when it comes down to it, he just has a small, acne infested package. He mine as well just swim in grease, it will do his thriving acne some good.
Ew, who would ever want to go out with that hideous Jacoby?
by jackieejackson5 July 11, 2008
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