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Jacob Sartorious 

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet
9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs
Jacob Sartorious by bitch-where June 12, 2016

Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .

Jacob sartorius 

A boy who got famous by musically by body rolling and biting his lip for 9 year olds and then thought he could sing because he lipsynced on musically so much it make him think it's super easy. Then on his first music video sweatshirt a sweatshirt was randomly moving around probably trying to get away from him then later on in life became a loser.
Oh yeah that jacob sartorius kid. He's a elf

jacob sartorius 

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.
Your as useless as jacob sartorius!

Jacob Sartorius 

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.
Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck
Jacob Sartorius by st6273 February 20, 2019

Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .