jacob sartorius

jacob sartorius = cancer
by jacobsartoriusiscancer November 27, 2016
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a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.
wow, he's such a jacob sartorius. no talent at all.
by yeet qt March 08, 2016
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an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck
by lbj23theking March 24, 2016
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jacob sartorius

-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.

- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason

- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"

Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
by theberniking April 02, 2016
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Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright
by Pancancakes November 29, 2016
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