a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.
by yeet qt August 6, 2016
Get the jacob sartoriusmug. by lbj23theking July 11, 2016
Get the jacob sartoriusmug. by Gabbobler did nothing wrong July 10, 2016
Get the jacob sartoriusmug. 
-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
by theberniking June 27, 2016
Get the jacob sartoriusmug. Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright
by Pancancakes November 29, 2016
Get the jacob sartoriusmug.