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The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.
Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.
Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.
"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"
by warlord_trooper March 22, 2019
Get the Holden Jackaroo mug.(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.
Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.
In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.
Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.
Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.
In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.
Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.
by Bobobobobob987 April 5, 2012
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Person 1: I'm finna jacktack Raul
Person 2: That's gonna leave a bruise
Person 1: How so?
Person 2: You have really bulky shoe soles.
Person 2: That's gonna leave a bruise
Person 1: How so?
Person 2: You have really bulky shoe soles.
by MipMelting May 9, 2023
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