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Jackbooking

When a man jerks off whilst on facebook. He may or may not have an additional tab opened with porn. Can stem from the combined need for social attention and control over one's own life.
Torre knew he would have to conceal his jackbooking problem from everyone, yet he still got a disturbing thrill from masturbating while on facebook.
by GuidodrivesaCaddy August 14, 2010
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jackboot

1. A thick military boot.
2. A common epithet, used to conflate someone with Nazism.
"I am still without any clear information as to what a jackboot is. It is a kind of boot that you put on when you want to behave tyrannically: that is as much as anyone seems to know."

-George Orwell
by nedlum February 15, 2006
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jackpod

a video ipod that is exclusively used for watching porn in the bathroom and jacking off to it.
i just bought a new jackpod and rubbed one out to a jenna jameson video clip on it in the bathroom
by cozzdogg March 11, 2007
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jackplow

Sexual position involving a man penetrating someone from behind on all fours while holding his own penis and stroking it. The stroking hand is between the man and his partner.
He really enjoyed jacking off inside of her doggy style - it was the best jackplow of his life!
by liusaidh February 9, 2013
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Jackpot Baby

A child (usually a bastard child) deliberately conceived for the sole purpose of acquiring monetary handouts and other unfair perks. Usually born to welfare queens, illegal immigrants and other parasites.

When the Jackpot Baby is not a bastard (which is rare), it is usually conceived for tax breaks.

Occasionally, a person with wealthy parents will deliberately produce a child when promised large sums of money in exchange for producing an heir. However, the previously mentioned bastard child is the most common.
Jackie: "I'm working at McDonald's during summer vacation. Where are you going to work?"

Shameeka: "Work?? Girl please! I'm gonna have me a Jackpot Baby so I can get on the 'fare, fuck that workin' shit! I ain't gettin' my hands dirty fo' no motherfucker!"

Jackie: "Oh. Uh, ok. So who's the daddy going to be?"

Shameeka: "Whoever, don't matter, long as I get a baby so I can get that check is all I care about."
by IHateFreeloaders April 19, 2010
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Vegas Jackpot

A sexual position in which one partner jams several quarters or silver dollars partway up the other partners nose, then has them perform oral sex vigorously until the jackpot is 'released' in the form of coins, semen, or hopefully both simultaneously (also called a Riverboat Flush)
She wouldn't let me have anal sex, but she did give me a Vegas Jackpot!
by Dr. VonFrankensetin April 17, 2009
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text message jackpot

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.
C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.
by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008
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