A child (usually a bastard child) deliberately conceived for the sole purpose of acquiring monetary handouts and other unfair perks. Usually born to welfare queens, illegal immigrants and other parasites.
When the Jackpot Baby is not a bastard (which is rare), it is usually conceived for tax breaks.
Occasionally, a person with wealthy parents will deliberately produce a child when promised large sums of money in exchange for producing an heir. However, the previously mentioned bastard child is the most common.
When the Jackpot Baby is not a bastard (which is rare), it is usually conceived for tax breaks.
Occasionally, a person with wealthy parents will deliberately produce a child when promised large sums of money in exchange for producing an heir. However, the previously mentioned bastard child is the most common.
Jackie: "I'm working at McDonald's during summer vacation. Where are you going to work?"
Shameeka: "Work?? Girl please! I'm gonna have me a Jackpot Baby so I can get on the 'fare, fuck that workin' shit! I ain't gettin' my hands dirty fo' no motherfucker!"
Jackie: "Oh. Uh, ok. So who's the daddy going to be?"
Shameeka: "Whoever, don't matter, long as I get a baby so I can get that check is all I care about."
Shameeka: "Work?? Girl please! I'm gonna have me a Jackpot Baby so I can get on the 'fare, fuck that workin' shit! I ain't gettin' my hands dirty fo' no motherfucker!"
Jackie: "Oh. Uh, ok. So who's the daddy going to be?"
Shameeka: "Whoever, don't matter, long as I get a baby so I can get that check is all I care about."
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When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.
C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.
by Courtney Mahler October 20, 2008
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Get the jackpot mug.Bill really put himself in the jackpot by selling to that undercover narc.
Joe's in the jackpot because his wife saw him with that whore.
Joe's in the jackpot because his wife saw him with that whore.
by paddy1998 January 13, 2010
Get the Jackpot mug.A generation of Americans which lived off the good fortunes inherited from the hard-work and success of their parent's generation, but squandered these good fortunes, thus, leaving their own children's generation nothing. (i.e. the baby boomer generation)
Young Person #1: "I heard that instead of fixing social security for all Americans, the baby boomers are going to vote to cut Social Security benefits for just the younger American's, so they can receive full benefits for themselves in their retirement years."
Young Person #2: "Yep!. Sounds like the Jackpot Generation is up to their old tricks--squander a social program for their benefit, thus leaving nothing for the future generations of Americans."
Young Person #2: "Yep!. Sounds like the Jackpot Generation is up to their old tricks--squander a social program for their benefit, thus leaving nothing for the future generations of Americans."
by Millt0n December 16, 2011
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