by JKJKJKLOLOLOL! February 28, 2009
by Alexandru October 18, 2003
(verb) 1. to jack someone (usually of the opposite sex) is to claim ownership of said person, which means the jacker, and only the jacker, may can ask them out. However, jacking is usually just a way of claiming ownership to an extremely hot guy you will probably only see once.
2. Jacking is also a game that can be played with friends when out somewhere with lots of sexy people around or with celebrities. You can also spilt jack, this is were you share a celebrity with a fellow jacker.
3. It can also be a joke of mocking someone who is not jacking material or of just announcing how funny/cute/awesome you think someone is, but are not necessarily hot.
(Warning! If you play Jacked with friends, their may be potential pushing, screaming and hair pulling.)
2. Jacking is also a game that can be played with friends when out somewhere with lots of sexy people around or with celebrities. You can also spilt jack, this is were you share a celebrity with a fellow jacker.
3. It can also be a joke of mocking someone who is not jacking material or of just announcing how funny/cute/awesome you think someone is, but are not necessarily hot.
(Warning! If you play Jacked with friends, their may be potential pushing, screaming and hair pulling.)
1. -Hey, I jacked that guy in the abercrombie hoodie!
-Ahh damn! Then I jacked his hot friend.
2. -Dude, I've jacked Johnny Depp.
-Fuck you! I'm in love with him, can we split jack?
3. -Damn I still cant't believe you jacked that guy, he was so fucking hot!
- Aww fine, I'll let you have that guy over there with his mum!
-Ahh damn! Then I jacked his hot friend.
2. -Dude, I've jacked Johnny Depp.
-Fuck you! I'm in love with him, can we split jack?
3. -Damn I still cant't believe you jacked that guy, he was so fucking hot!
- Aww fine, I'll let you have that guy over there with his mum!
by TheRedRocker October 28, 2011
by bob June 04, 2002
I was jacked out of my mind.
by Gaetani April 15, 2003
1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.
2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.
3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.
3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.
2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.
3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.
3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
by Teh Pope April 09, 2005