jacked

stolen

i jacked ur bike

by toby October 21, 2003

Jacked

1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)

1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.

by secret_code_name March 17, 2009

jacked

1) to steal
2) to be exited
3) to have pumped muscles
4) past tense of jack off

1) yo, dude some fker jacked my car last nite and now i dont hav a ride
2) i'm so jacked for to drive frank's new ford gt
3) look at that guy, his muscles are totally jacked
4) i jacked off last nite watchin porn on the internet

by El padrino arriba November 5, 2009

jacked

1. Someone who is extremely strong & muscular.
2. To steal something that does not belong to you.
3. Something that's just really cool or really weird.

1. Damn he's JACKED!

2. That kid totally jacked my hairstyle!
HE JACKED MY JACKET!

3. That's soooo jacked!

by Sissy_ December 24, 2006

jacked

To get robbed, mugged, rolled or beaten up by someone.

Man I jus' got jacked, fuck that shit.
Letz go jack these motherfuckers.
Oh man, my ride jus' got jacked.

by Diego September 22, 2003

Jacked

jacked- stoked or pumped or excited

Shit man!!! that fight got me "Jacked"

oh the test is cancelled that makes me "jacked"

by Josh hill November 8, 2006

jacked

A slang term that is often used to describe one's state when under the effects of Ecstasy

Yo, I popped three pills and now i'm so jacked... its unbelievable

by JKJKJKLOLOLOL! February 28, 2009