jackbat

1) n. Combination between jackass and dingbat.

2) n. Someone who does something rude, but might too stupid to know better.

The bagger at the grocery store put a gallon of milk on top of the grapes. What a jackbat!

by bennyv November 7, 2010

Jackballed Up

Related to Jackball. To be in a state where you get so upset that you act dumber and dumber, further hurting your own cause.

The mob got jackballed up and continued to riot, when they realized that they were only helping the group they oppose.

by Brian A. Miller October 12, 2004

jackbait

Overly opinionated and mouthy peckerwood/redneck that doesn't see anything abnormal about the habitual meetings behind the barn for a buggering session with his Uncle Dad.

"I can't get that no'count goddam jackbait Randall to do any fencewalkin'"

by Nolene June 16, 2006

JACKBALLIN

verb. A hybrid word derived from words Jacking(off money) and ballin. 1. Frivolous spending without regards to priority, in order to appear as a baller.

WORD ORIGINATED IN NAPTOWN,IN

TEST>>> If you wake up in the morning thinking about what you could have, or should have spent the money on you were JACKBALLIN.

by Kenn Starr January 4, 2008

jackwaggon

a giant dumbass who doesnt kno anything. would quite possibly get everyone killed because of his stupidity

man: bob what are you doing
bob: tryin to shoot that gas can
man: you damn jackwaggon

by awesometits56 October 26, 2010

jackage

1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.

1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.

by jacks offten December 27, 2007

Jackfag

A person that possesses the characteristics of a jackass, a fag. Synonymous with "fucking idiot", "god damn piece of shit", and "mother fucking jackass faggot".

Holy tap dancing Jesus! I can't believe that jackfag just cut me off in traffic.

by MacPhatDaddy March 16, 2010