Jablonski

A Jablonski can be a male or female, of any nationality and above the age of 10. A Jablonski is someone who fucks something up. They will make you do things twice, they are also the reason why we have so many fuck ups in the world in many different aspects of life. Jablonskieizm is a term for Great Feets in Jablonski behaviour. To spot a Jablonski in it's natural habitat you have to look. Everyone in life has experienced a Jablonski in one point in time. To deal with a Jablonski requires great patience and skill. Sometimes you have to become a Jablonski to deal with a Jablonski effectively. To de - Jablonski someone is to teach them a lesson so that they will learn not to do what they did again. I coined the observational term Jablonski and Jablonskieizm back in 1994 when i first experienced them in high school.

Smooth move Jablonski. You Fuckin' Jablosnki. Is your last name ongsty? No it's Jablonski. Jablonskiiiiiiii,

by Jabloney February 3, 2015

Jablonski

Huge ball of crusty jizz in your jizz bib.

"Man, when I rub my Jablonski, it's like Christmas!"

by ed hart May 8, 2006

Jablonski

When someone has a lack of skill in a certain subject.

"Look, he can't drive a truck, what a Jablonski!"

by MuddySock March 26, 2017

Jablonski

Thinking you'll podium in your race but then getting 5th place.

Dude did you podium?

No I totally Jablonski'd and didn't podium

Rough bro

by Ballz2TheWall March 4, 2017

Dirty Jablonski

When the Ex- Elder of Toothgapia, Mr J. shh's his massive tooth gap and blows up half the planet, killing 1 third of the population

Mr J. pulled a Dirty Jablonski well trying to kill Mr Aztrott in the Great 3 way Toothgapian war, against the middle finger people and the Nosechestrians...

by Gingerreynolds May 31, 2024