(Jab-er-wok-e)
The fat ugly bitch with colored hair in a female group that cock blocks your boys. And they never fail.
The fat ugly bitch with colored hair in a female group that cock blocks your boys. And they never fail.
Broderick: that fat bitch in the McDonald's pissed me off cock blocking n' shit.
George: I fucking hate jabberwockys.
George: I fucking hate jabberwockys.
by ThisMountain September 9, 2016
Get the jabberwockymug. by mike February 18, 2005
Get the jabberwockymug. by echoextract May 16, 2005
Get the jabberwockymug. often confused with JabbawockeeZ, which is a dance crew, a Jabberwocky is a mythical creature which is the subject of a poem written by Lewis Carol in the 1800s. Lewis Carol also wrote Alice in Wonderland and was toasted on oppium when writing both. the poem is as follows:
"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
"'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
by LeroytheAmish December 4, 2009
Get the Jabberwockymug. an unknown creature that you have no explenation for.
a medium sized creature runs through the woods in front of you. it scares the crap out of you and you have no clue what it was but you dont think it was a normal animal so you say, it must have been a jabberwocky!!!
by Damian Wood January 13, 2009
Get the Jabberwockymug. by Tapper October 24, 2003
Get the Jabberwockimug. a complete dumbass with no common sense
by bjay August 10, 2006
Get the Jabberwockymug.