Hittin' The J.O

Jacking off, masturbating, wanking.

Excuse me, may I use your bathroom? I need to hit the J.O if you don't mind.

You ain't Hittin' the J.O in my bathroom bro.

by porcon September 1, 2011

J.O. and O.J.

Jerking off and orange juice; Masturbating in the morning (i.e. before breakfast).

Sorry I'm late, I was just finishing some J.O. and O.J.

by Mattj June 7, 2016

J.O.-K.O.

The act of masturbating and then falling asleep immediately after.

I had an important paper to do, but instead I suffered a J.O.-K.O.

by Tha937 October 7, 2011

j.o.'s

short version the jordans

he was wearing the new j.o.'s

by ?. December 23, 2005

J.O.

J.O., also known as "masturbating, wanking, tickle the pickle, etc." is a short abbreviation of the word "Jack(ing) Off". This short and simple way of communicating sexual pleasure mainly for men will save a lot of time with conversation. When in public, this term can even be subtle to others when in a conversation.

"It's Friday finally! What are you going to do this weekend?"

"I might just J.O., had a hard work week and I need a break from stress."

"Sounds good, might do the same. Have fun!"

by leeeeum August 27, 2020

J.O. Daze

Jerk off Daze. J.O. pronounced like Joe. When a cum pig is jerking you off frantically and she makes a face. The face is of pure concentration and usually her tongue is out and heavy breathing is heard. This face can also be done at other times like when waiting for the bus.

I almost shit myself laughing last night. After i fucked Amy she knew her role. BITCH stroked my cock so hard that she got total J.O. Daze.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

J.O

Short for jerked over. It’s when Amish people convert to a normal life.

Amish person 1: Look at her, I think her son converted after rumspringa!

Amish person 2: Yikes. Looks like we’ve got another j.o on our hands.

by Dwrfsack February 18, 2023