Ivy League

When a male gets poison ivy on his dick and then sexually penetrates him/her with his ivy dick
"Hey man did you fuck that girl yesterday"

"Yeah man, she is now in the ivy league; She will be itching for weeks"
by Neil Stukes April 22, 2012
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Ivy League

Group of 8 northern institutions of higher learning, consisting of Princeton University and 7 community colleges.
"Dude, I got into Harvard!"
"I thought you said you got into the Ivy League?"
by Daniel Cecil Scher October 05, 2005
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Ivy League

A University where spoiled rich kids, or losers who had no social life in high school what so ever attend. Ivy League schools have the sluttiest girls in the United States, they love having sex with dudes that go to State Universities because dudes that go to State Universities are cooler than the nerds at Ivy Leagues.
Sir Elton Newton: Hi there, I go to an Ivy League College.

Brad: Dude, I don't give a fuck.... *sips beer*

Sir Elton Newton: Hahaha, very amusing. What college do you attend my friend?

Brad: University of Texas....*sips beer*

Sir Elton Newton: Hahahah, I go to one of the most prestigious Universities in the land.

Brad: *sips beer* I don't give fuck.

Sir Elton Newton: Hahaha, I bet you wish you were me don't you?

*Brad punches the shit out of the Ivy League fag, then bangs his girlfriend*
by College Dudez May 04, 2009
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Ivy League

Reffering to all strains of marijuana, mostly those of high quality

Schools for snobby rich cumchuggers
"Yo man, i gots sum shit from da Ivy League, this shit, one hit, have you choking all night, ready to vomit."

"I'm harrison william terry rutheford the sixtyith cuz my family cant come up with original names, I paid my way through school and got to the Ivy League schools, where theres a bunch of drug addicts because there not prepared for it cuz they have had everything done for them."
by Billbob Wierdo April 23, 2009
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ivy league of terrorism

A state or an institution, like Pakistan government and Pakistani Army, which acts a host to international cross-border terrorist groups and promotes them like ivy leagues of different sports and games.
by mailucmail December 14, 2016
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ivy league sex

The act of performing sex with your khaki pants down around your ankles with your shoes still on, while wearing your collared shirt (still fully buttoned).
I was running late to a tennis match, and my girlfriend was so horny, she wouldn't let me leave until I fulfilled her urges. I had only one option, we had ivy league sex. I finished and made it to the tennis match looking straight ivy league.

Ivy league sex: having quick sex while staying dressed with khakis and collared shirt on.
by dancin-nash March 05, 2015
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Ivy League Rub

A phrase used to describe the act of "frotting".

Typically done by wealthy, ivy league students. ILR, or "frotting" is when two gay males rub their genitals together, usually until reaching climax.
"Cliff and Bruce were tense before their big Law exam, so they let off some steam by doing the Ivy League Rub"
by Colin N. November 27, 2007
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