The state of intoxication where normal, yet seemingly impossible tasks or activities become not only plausible but almost second nature or impossible to fuck up. and get easier the more intoxicated you become. Activities such as bowling, pool, beer pong and talking to members of the opposite sex.
I'd totally want to play pool with you, but I'm not nearly fucked up enough to play. Maybe if i had some bionic intoxication going on, l'd kick your ass.
I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.
Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up
I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.
Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up
by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008
Get the bionic intoxication mug.An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.
|Sober|
1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone
|Sober|
1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone
"Jeez. Melissa is hammered!! I think you should make your move now. before its too late."
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."
-10 degrees of intoxication-
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."
-10 degrees of intoxication-
by HeroicFlow [benk514] February 18, 2009
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Person #1: *giggling crazily at the farting sounds of the ketchup bottle* That's nasty! *continues to gigglesnort*
Person #2: How much sleep did you get last night? It sounds like sleep intoxication.
Person #2: How much sleep did you get last night? It sounds like sleep intoxication.
by Rokara January 1, 2010
Get the Sleep Intoxication mug.The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.
by Screechingmu March 7, 2008
Get the Anal Intoxication mug.Point of no return while drinking. You could stop, but if you stay on the drinking train past intoxication station, you are getting extremely wasted for sure.
by annieboo09 May 1, 2009
Get the intoxication station mug.(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!
by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006
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My friend and his girlfriend have mutual intoxication. Sorry man I can't go fishing with you because I have to lay around and stare at my woman all day long.
by swamped December 3, 2011
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