My Nose Itches

1.) Someone is thining about you
2.) Someone wants to kiss you

Stop thinking about me.... youre making my nose itch

by RaCHeL December 6, 2003

My peepee itches

You have genital herpes

Alex: “my peepee itches”
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes”

by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019

My pp itches

some shrek nigga saying my pp itches and does a demonic dance

Shrek:we live in a society where... my pp itches
D E M O N I C D ANC E pp means penis

by Randomguyok April 16, 2019

It itches.

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."

"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."

by Nick D April 19, 2003

My pp itches

Usually said as an indicator that you have the symptoms of a genital infection and will probably die or lose all your money because of it.

Person 1: my pp itches

Person 2: I think you might have genital infection

Person 1: oops

by Boot the hoot February 17, 2019

Whatever Itches your Bitches

Synonemous with"Whatever Floats your boat"

Leeroy: I just Realized i have an Onion fetish
Stewart: Whatever Itches your Bitches man...

by lolz@mydefinitions June 25, 2010

My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

by Jake February 3, 2004