gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017

Grammar Italian Fascist

Like a Grammar Nazi, except incompetent.

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.

by dTraj October 20, 2010

Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011

The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

by MintySucc October 25, 2016

Italian Jesus

A name for Formula 1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi.

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

italian swirl

When a guy takes a shit while receiving head, he. Flushes the toilet as a courteous gesture

Syhulk wanted Caltari to give him an Italian swirl in the men's room.

by MrBbad September 27, 2015

Italiana

A Cute-attractive/and or Sexy Italian Girl, that most likely carries at least some typical Italian traits that are adoringly noticeable.

Ay! I was talkin' to Marcella last nite Joe, she's one feisty cute Italiana. AND! she cooks a mean manicotti.

by Mediterraneana August 5, 2009