America Does Not Stand With Israel 

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.

Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."

America Does Not Stand With Israel by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Israeli Side-step 

To craftily avoid payment of something

'Was walking down the road when I saw one of those charities shaking buckets. Managed to avoid them with an Israeli Side-step.'

Israeli Side-step by Deathlehem69 November 15, 2011

israeli salad

Any sex act involving sticking a cucumber up your anus.

Lior wanted an Israeli salad the other night, but he had refused to go the store that day for cukes, so he was out of luck.

israeli salad by IsraeliChef September 20, 2017

Israeli Sniper

When you come on a jewish girls face from across the room.

She said 'Surprise me' so I gave her the Israeli Sniper.

Israeli Sniper by s0undb0y February 23, 2017

Israeli Shot 

Filling up a standard cup with vodka and drinking it as a shot. The equivalent of 4-8 shots depending on cup size.

Victor, why the fuck did you take two Israeli Shots, you idiot?!

Israeli Shot by TecherBen February 14, 2012

Israeli Scrub

The act of one man inserting both his penis and balls in another man’s asshole, using only Orogold©️ Dead Sea Salt Scrub as lube. Also known in Tel Aviv as “Maor’s Balls.”

I met the love my life at Tel Aviv Pride in 2016 after the Offer Nissim concert and he gave me the hottest, most rejuvenating Israeli Scrub behind the DJ booth. And the rest is history.

Israeli Scrub by WildDeed December 6, 2019

Israeli Spiced Cock 

When an israeli person smears their genitals with houmous and shoves it in someone’s mouth

I ate israeli spiced cock last night

Israeli Spiced Cock by cavelious james June 1, 2022