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Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces
Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.
by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017
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isitme

Said fast, the linking of the three words "is it me" most often asked by a female concerned about her vagina stinking during sexual intercourse. This is the quickest way for a guy to lose his erection for no apparent reason.
Guy #1: I was up inside that hoe again last night and we both smelt butt cheese! She axed me isitme? Guy #2: Well .....was it you or her? Guy #1: Dat bitch gots a stinky ass!
by JoeyBomm April 23, 2020
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geographically illiterate

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.
Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
by Maves December 12, 2012
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technology illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.
Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a technology illiterate - did you know that?"
by Boneco123 August 5, 2020
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Ishita

The best and cutest person ever!
Ishita’s are super cute bunnies...unless they don’t like bunnies then they can be super cute bitches
Ishita is a cute wittle sweety pop
by Pls help lol December 25, 2018
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ishita

the perfect girl to ever exist. she is literally the most lovable and adorable person ever. she is soooo fucking cute one can look at her for hours. and she has the best nature ever tbh she is soo kindd cute kinda dum but thats even cuter and she is mine i lovee herr so much
mady: "ish is soooooooooooo cuteee i love her so much"
person: "tru im jealous that ishita is urs tbh"
by ish's daddy November 1, 2021
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illiterate

(adjective) to not be able to read or write in a specific language. Used loosely, it can describe someone who is just an incredibly sloppy speller.
About 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary.com are made by people who are illiterate
by Rakeman June 7, 2005
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