Ham Slamwiched

Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.

I was so ham slamwiched last night that I ate 3 burritos after going out to the bars.

by greenmachine44 February 4, 2010

islamickanye

best mutual ever

"Yo, is that @islamickanye"
"Ma'Sha'°Allah"

by prodkikii July 13, 2022

Islamic State

ISIS, ISIL, or the Islamic State, is an armed organisation based on establishing an Islamic caliphate in the Middle East including regions such as Syria and Iraq. Best known for the well-publicised recent beheadings of American and British citizens abducted in Syria.

The Islamic State is currently waging a war against the Syrian government over control of the country.

by commienazijew November 14, 2014

islamic poop torture

Islamic poop torture is when you are locked in a completely forest green room with multiple speakers playing “uh oh stinky” over and over again, you are only fed poop (from goats) and pee (from humans) and after your body has adjusted to eating poop and “uh oh stinky” constantly playing over the speakers you are transferred to a different cell painted dark brown where “uh oh stinky” plays but the speed is increased by 25% so you slowly go completely insane

My brother went through islamic poop torture when he was a kid, and was never the same again.

by zippersocks October 4, 2019

Islamic extremist

A person who fucks goats professionally.

Toe: You hear the winner of the goat fucking tournament?

Gihj: yeah, I heard he's an Islamic extremist.

by Poor Mexican May 16, 2018

islamic Haircut

Humorous euphemism used to explain the (how shall we say this nicely...) ritualistic non-surgical dislocation of the head from the torso. It's becoming a useful term when attempting to relate to the antics of certain deranged individuals in the mideast who are mired in 9th century mentality.

(person 1)"Did you hear about those hostages in Iraq? Can you believe they..."

(person 2 interrupts) "..yeah I heard... they got the islamic Haircut."

(person 1 shaking head in disbelief)"I thought that was the great peaceful religion...."

by Frank Klaune July 8, 2006

islamic hot lunch

The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.

"dude, I heard Nicole is a freak!"
"why is that?"
"she made Tom give her an Islamic Hot Lunch!"

by slim jim shady November 21, 2011