by twajjo January 13, 2012
Get the iShitmug. Verb: the act of misspelling as well as mispronouncing common names and English words while conversing.
Ishitizing: Mispronouncing as well as misspelling a word so badly that it feels like the word has been murdered.
Ishitizing: Mispronouncing as well as misspelling a word so badly that it feels like the word has been murdered.
by curly resave September 9, 2022
Get the Ishitizemug. To wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements. Also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow shitters.
Can be used as both noun and verb.
Can be used as both noun and verb.
(Marcel puts on headphones)
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.
As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.
As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.
by Sir Squishy March 7, 2008
Get the iShitmug. When you are in the middle of doing something on your iPhone that cannot be interrupted and you suddenly realize you have to crap and so you must take the iPhone and use it whilst crapping
Man I was in the middle of a phone call with my girlfriend and she was crying so man I just pulled an iShit!
by Cashm.an February 1, 2010
Get the iShitmug. The best Standoff 2 manager ever existed after Ezy and Thunder. He's known for his unbelievable jawline and he's also known as Ishu, Ishita and the sexiest person alive. Wallahi
Ishit is my inspiration and my idol.
by NeckC November 23, 2021
Get the Ishitmug. A catchall for any sort of smartphone, especially one that isn't an iPhone and/or lacks its own well-known title.
by logicpocket January 17, 2009
Get the iShitmug. Person 1: Has anyone seen Max?
Person 2: Yeah, he's on the can...he may be a while though - he's taking an iShit.
Person 2: Yeah, he's on the can...he may be a while though - he's taking an iShit.
by whohasthejazz March 24, 2010
Get the iShitmug.