The feminine version of irrumator. Latin for a woman who thrusts her penis/strapon forcefully into another's mouth, i.e. in order to face-fuck them.
Marius: I've heard it whispered that Cornelia is quite the strapon enthusiast. Is it true?
Catullus: Oh, yes, she's quite the irrumatrix. Don't get on her wrong side, or you won't be speaking for a week.
Catullus: Oh, yes, she's quite the irrumatrix. Don't get on her wrong side, or you won't be speaking for a week.
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Individual One: "Hey did you see that Clay Aiken is having his own Christmas special. That’s going to suck."
Jim: "I f-ing hate Clay Aiken!"
Individual One: "Yeah he sucks, but whatever lots of people seem to like his music."
Jim: "No. I f-ing hate Clay Aiken!!! Just look at his picture, he's so...aha!! I f-ing HATE him!!!"
Individual One: "Ok Jim calm down. I mean you don't even know the guy. Maybe its just an act he puts on to sell music."
Jim: "No you can just tell, he sucks. He would suck even if he wasn’t famous. I HATE that guy, just look at him. Look at him, aha...I HATE Clay Aiken!!!"
Individual One: "Wow, what about Clay pisses you off so much?"
Jim: "Just look at him...I f-ing HATE CLAY AIKEN!!!!"
Jim: "I f-ing hate Clay Aiken!"
Individual One: "Yeah he sucks, but whatever lots of people seem to like his music."
Jim: "No. I f-ing hate Clay Aiken!!! Just look at his picture, he's so...aha!! I f-ing HATE him!!!"
Individual One: "Ok Jim calm down. I mean you don't even know the guy. Maybe its just an act he puts on to sell music."
Jim: "No you can just tell, he sucks. He would suck even if he wasn’t famous. I HATE that guy, just look at him. Look at him, aha...I HATE Clay Aiken!!!"
Individual One: "Wow, what about Clay pisses you off so much?"
Jim: "Just look at him...I f-ing HATE CLAY AIKEN!!!!"
by jlc February 25, 2005
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A man who forces someone to give him oral sex. Comes from Catullus, the best of ancient Roman poets, who uses this word to describe a government official in poem 10.
Stay away from John; he's such an irrumator. Last time Susan slept with him, she could hardly talk the next day because her throat was so sore.
by Super Sara November 8, 2005
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It will keep going even after you die even after the whole universe dies it will still be going
It will keep going even after you die even after the whole universe dies it will still be going
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You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.
1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks
by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021
Get the irrigation penis mug.Something that scares the living shit out of you that isn't going to kill/hurt/maim you. Just grow a pair, deal with it, and move on. You can thank me later.
Rational fears:
1. That BIG fucking dog that accidentally got out of the neighbor's yard...AGAIN!
2. Ramifications of telling your boss to go fuck himself (or herself.)
Irrational fears:
1. Asking a guy/girl on a date. (OK, she says no, maybe laughs a little...tells her friend, who post it on...OK, maybe this is a rational fear!)
2. Getting screwed by a leprechaun. (Leprechauns have such small dicks...so I've been told.)
1. That BIG fucking dog that accidentally got out of the neighbor's yard...AGAIN!
2. Ramifications of telling your boss to go fuck himself (or herself.)
Irrational fears:
1. Asking a guy/girl on a date. (OK, she says no, maybe laughs a little...tells her friend, who post it on...OK, maybe this is a rational fear!)
2. Getting screwed by a leprechaun. (Leprechauns have such small dicks...so I've been told.)
by StevieTheOldFrigginFart July 26, 2014
Get the irrational fear mug.The 'classiest' way to tell someone that you're going to fuck them up. Latin students use the term to evoke confusion in others and also to evoke their superiority complex in having all-powerful knowledge of a dead language.
In Latin, it translates to "I will sodomize you and face-fuck you."
It can be found in the poem Catullus 16.
In Latin, it translates to "I will sodomize you and face-fuck you."
It can be found in the poem Catullus 16.
Kyle: "The fuck are you doing over here sitting on your thumb?"
Nick: "SHUT UP KYLE! You're always bullying me and I've had it!"
Kyle: "You're asking for it when you do stupid shit like that."
Nick: "IRRUMABO ET PEDIGABO, bitch!"
*fight ensues*
Nick: "SHUT UP KYLE! You're always bullying me and I've had it!"
Kyle: "You're asking for it when you do stupid shit like that."
Nick: "IRRUMABO ET PEDIGABO, bitch!"
*fight ensues*
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