Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. He is the sex god of drumming. He is Austrailian. His smile makes you stop breathing. He is the sexiest man alive and is basically living sex.

Random: Have you heard of 5 Seconds of Summer?

Fan: Yeah, their drummer Ashton Irwin is walking sex

by 5SecondsOfMashton May 31, 2013

Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is a sexy drummer from a smokin hot band called 5 Seconds Of Summer. He always wears tops which reveal his muscular dummer arms and sometimes these tops make him have a nip slip but its okay because its Ashton. He also has these oh so cute dimples which make you wanna puke. He has sexy messy curls on his head what make me wanna puncture my heart.
All in all he is a sexy piece of ass whos mating call is jigglypuff.

"Do you know Ashton Irwin?"
"Oh yeah, he plays in that band right? I want him to bang me like he bangs them drums."
"Jigglypuff"

by Ashtons Wife June 16, 2013

steve irwin

A badass naturalist who died doing what he loves to do, which is educate people about animals. It's very unfortunate that he died, especially by a freak accident with a sting ray. He owned animal planet.

O crikey! RIP Steve Irwin.

by K_wtf September 4, 2006

john irwin

Someone who can't count, can't pay attention and thinks iPhones are for high class citizens. Someone who lies on their taxes and receives food stamps. Overall a scam artist/ mathematician. A horrible gift giver who often gives pasta for Valentines day.

Friend 1: I saw you lie on your taxes.
Friend 2: Man, I ain't no John Irwin!

Friend 1:What is 2x4?
Friend 2: 24
Friend 1: Real John Irwin aren't you?

Friend 1: I wish my Samsung would turn on.
Friend 2: Sure is a shame you got stuck with that peasant shit. iPhone are for only the high class citizens in America. #johnirwin

Boyfriend: I have a surprise for you, babe. It's not chocolate.
Girlfriend: Pasta?
Boyfriend: Yeah rep'n my original OG John Irwin.
Girlfriend: You know I don't eat carbs, right?

by Corncob February 9, 2014

Steve Irwin

A legend. Died doing what he loved.

R.I.P. Steve Irwin, you'll be missed.

by Vandalay September 4, 2006

Irin

A really intelligent man who doesn't act like he's smart, but surprises you. A smart individual who always brings his a game. He's very sweet and doesn't think about himself. He loves spending his money on other people. His style is preppy, but he's not picky about what he wears. He's an athletic guy, but soccer always come first. He has a a very good humor that will make you smile all night long. A charmer, a good friend, a bomb lover. He's the best at making everyone being much better as their were way before. A guy that falls in love and he's a keeper!..He's never someone to forget his unforgettable.

Me: He bought me a tons of clothes of my favorites.
Friend: He's very lovely, He's such a Irin!

by A girl from your school June 7, 2018

steve irwin

A great man who loved all animals. Ran the Austrailia Zoo. Was often a controversial figure. Murdered by a less-than-innocent stingray on September 4th, 2006

Steve Irwin was a crocodile hunter, and a saint.

by SimebXam September 4, 2006