Iowan Hot Pocket

Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative

Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle

by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010

Iowan Pig clamp

When you and your partner fuck in a tub full of anal fluids and when you're partner climaxes you clamp a bear trap in their tongue and drown them in the tub.

Me: "Me and my mans were doing the sexual activities and then out of no where he Iowan Pig Clamped me until I died"

God: "Chill wit dat shit dawg"

by Keehndog December 13, 2016

Iowan

Winner

I'm an Iowan; all I do is win win win no matter what

by AFRICANeconomist July 29, 2025

Iowan speechfuck

When one is fucking a hot chick and proceeds to honk and flap their arms like a goose. Professionals do this in flocks.

On Saturday at the Allstate speech competition, after they announced the winner of the solo mime category. I gave danny the best Iowan speechfuck of his life.

by Super virgin 12345 February 22, 2025

Iowan Fiber Climb

You stick a stalk of corn up your ass while your significant other licks the butthole and eats the corn off of your ass while it is spinning

"My wife gave me a mean Iowan Fiber Climb last night"

by General Herpes July 19, 2025

iowan

a person from Iowa. Generally nice, as is in the Midwest, and probably grows corn or something

My Great Grandpa is Iowan

by resyfm December 11, 2023

Iowan cornfield

The act shoving a corncob up a girls ass and lighting her on fire to make popcorn and eat it and praise Kim Reynolds’s for the cornfields fine corn.

I PERFORMED THE IOWAN CORNFIELD ON MY MOTHER YESTERDAY.

by RizzlybearOHS February 21, 2023