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IOWARDI

It's Okay When A Republican Does It
Donald Trump uses an unsecured email server, same as Republicans accused Hillary Clinton of doing, but as far as his base is concerned, IOWARDI.
by JT1964 June 8, 2017
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iTard

Someone who is a part of Apple's marketing scheme of false heterosexuality. Owning any Apple hardware automatically associates a person with this group of "gifted" individuals who can do nothing but talk about how great their useless, overpriced piece of shit is. iTards have no sense of reality and therefore often believe they aren't listening to Hanson on their iPod. Do not let any iTards touch electronics you own, as they will likely fuck it up within 5 minutes.
iTards are likely to not change their ways, as they are spending their parents' money to be affiliated with a group of douchebags, not to buy an actual product. The best way to take care of an iTard is to spit in their face.
iTard: Dude, I just spent two thousand dollars of my parents' money to buy an iPhone and Mac. Neither of them work, but now I feel so cool!

Anyone with an IQ above 35: Man, you're such a tool.
by Nathan Francis December 21, 2007
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iTard

An iTard is someone that bought a Mac thinking that it would be easier to use than a PC. The problem is, the PC is not too difficult to use, the user is just too dumb to own a computer.
iTard: I just got my new iMac and it won't come on.
Tech: Did you press the power button?
iTard: Yes.
Tech: What happens when you press it?
iTard: Nothing happens. The screen stays black.
Tech: Did you plug the power cord into the wall?
iTard: Plug the what in where?
by C@pt March 13, 2009
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icardiar

In Spanish:
The action of bedraying a friend of yours to steal and keep his girl.
Mauri Icardi stole maxi Lopez wife. They were close friends

Cuidado con tu novia, Jorge te la va a icardiar.
by Camba.sick November 26, 2019
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Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.
A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.
by dragonbutt October 19, 2012
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iTard

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: Appletard.
Some iTards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.
by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007
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