Investicles

nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.

He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.

He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.

Investicles by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

investitute 

Paying Girls For Sex who Are Your Friends

Person 1: Joeys Been Knee Deep In Clunge Since He Got That New Job
Person 2: Yhh Is Because He Pays Them With His Massive Salary hes an investitute

investitute by boyscout3 January 24, 2011

investitute 

an institute or school for learning financial investing strategies

When joined Investitute I learned the proper way to invest my money

investitute by quilter19 March 6, 2012

investiguess 

When trying to troubleshoot a problem, but you have no idea what you're doing, and feel like you're wasting time. But it's better than procrastibating

Let's all go to lunch, where's Eric ??

Oh... some system broke, he's at his desk, investiguessing. We'd better go without him.

investiguess by peopleconnector November 27, 2018

Invetible 

Something you should not fight.

Don't fight the invetible.

Invetible by Cryptoswiss August 30, 2022