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Introvite

Inviting yourself to a party that you were not invited to.
Joan: Damn, Alexis' party sounds exciting: a bicycle race; a pack of wild wolves; A BURNING PARACHUTE?!?! That settles it, I'm going...

Alexis: Joan is such an asshole. I'm glad I didn't invi... Son of a bitch!
Joan: Hey beautiful! This party is amazing!
Alexis: Where are those fucking wolves? ATTACK!
Joan: AHHHHH, I THOUGHT THEY WERE WILD!!
Alexis: You die when you introvite yourself to my party, bitch. EVERYONE ELSE, HAVE YOU LEARNED A LESSON FROM THIS???!?!
Everyone else at the party: Hell YEAH! CHEW THAT BITCH'S HEAD OFF!
by My name is of no concern July 8, 2009
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improvised trolling device

Alex put an improvised trolling device in James's mailbox after he threw the comp match.
by AllIsernamesTkn January 25, 2022
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improvisex

the alternative to getting a car to give your mates a lift when they get back from working in New Zealand.
chutney; I'll be home on sun night/monday morn. you got a car to drive me around in?

Bridget; err.. no! we'll improvisex
by chutneyd June 1, 2011
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introvirtuous

When you're introverted but have taken on numerous leadership and outgoing roles.

"I'm here to help, but I'd rather not be"
How are you an introvert? I always see you working with lots of different people.

I'm introvirtuous.
by Jacket off!!! August 25, 2023
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introsexual

Somebody who is in love with, and satisfies, themselves and needs not a partner.
They were both pretty hot, but I'm an introsexual.
by BebeGene August 17, 2007
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Introsexual

one who who loves itself and is sexually attracted to itself
Arzaylea is Introsexual
by yo yo yo yo yo yo yo July 30, 2016
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Improvised biological warfare

When you cough or sneeze on someone to spread a disease or virus
Hey Ben I just used improvised biological warfare on the antivax kid and gave him covid-19
by Nukey dukey March 12, 2020
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