intervines

Analogous to the blagotubes and interwebs, the intervines are the information superhighway for plants. Theorized to exist as the communication vector in many evil-tentacle-plant movies. (such as The Ruins) Not to be confused with 'intervenes', damn it!

The plant kingdom routinely communicates via the intervines.

"Mathias, you haven't been answering my calls... gimme a ring when you've got a minute. See ya soon." - The intervines

by tbonaz April 13, 2008

interwebnet

A combination of the world wide web and internet. Often used when describing something to someone who is a few cans short of a six pack.
Often shortened to interweb.

You'll be able to get that much cheaper on the interwebnet

by world January 31, 2005

intervine

(n.) - The internet grapevine of gossip, rumors, innuendo and news flashes

"How did I hear this? I heard it on the intervine somewhere! It's gone viral now, everyone's talking
about it!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan, June 25, 2011

by PRwiz101 July 19, 2011

Interwiser

An interwiser is a person who acts all wise on the internet, saying things such as "pain is only a feeling, do not fear it" or "the dark is simply an element" while they are bums on their computer all day and are not wise in real life. In real life they are afraid of pain and the dark. They are also emotionally unstable.

That guy is such an Interwiser... he is fat, hates pain, is afraid of the dark and he cant accomplish nothing.

by TheFluffycat564 May 13, 2014

Intertained

When real life ceases to provides the sustenance required to keep you entertained, so you turn to the internet for images of cats and similar nonsense.

I got sick of homework, so I Intertained myself with cats falling off of things.

by Gradiator_FTW April 12, 2015

Intertwined balls

Intertwine balls is when you're spinning your balls inside your ball sack so long that you lose all feeling in your nutsack and pass out usually dying in the process. if you don't die you usually feel severe pain can be treated in the hospital

Balls are very itchy using the spin and twist technique is the best

Realize that you can spend the left ball over the right ball

Continues to spend balls

Feels extreme bowel pain and passes out later dies long story short do not twist your balls in a circle you will get intertwined balls

by Bigsops April 1, 2022