Internude

An interlude in the nude.

"Are you up for a quick internude?"

Or

"I think that that stain on the sofa from this afternoon's internude is going to take more than a bit of elbow grease to get it out!"

Or

"Hey we've got 20 min before your parents arrive, how about a quick internude?"

by Emboothoo December 6, 2011

Internut

A Person of the Internet.

Charlie says, "Don't be such a Internut!"

Charlie's Evil Twin says, "Don't underestimate Internuts in large numbers!"

by Strawana Cow April 13, 2009

internuts

the act of surfing the internet for too long, in which the testicles get caught under your legs. After a while of sitting on them, without you realizing it, they will become numb, moist, and disgusting.

Alex was checking out sites, and when he got up to piss he realized he had a bad case of internuts.

by Diego 888 January 26, 2006

internuts

the false bravado men get when online chatting with a woman ; the shy guy who becomes the apparent "player" but it's only when he's online.

"So he was in a chatroom telling this girl how how he wanted to do this and that to her, but that was just his 'internuts' talking. If he met her in person he'd cry."

by cheasy E September 4, 2007

Internut

(noun 1) Residue left on computers.

(noun/verb) What's busted while enjoying internet porn.

When you buy a computer off Craigslist, watch out for internut.

"There's internut all over this computer."

"Who internut on my laptop!"

by JustinTme May 2, 2009

Interfaffing

The act of someone who interfaces with technology but is doing so without purpose.

Are you on facebook again?

No, just interfaffing.

by Shogan November 6, 2012

internut explodar

Noob way or a mocking way of saying Internet Explorer.

FIREFOX FOR THE WIN!

omg liek internut explodar t3h sux.

by zaneZEROZERO April 7, 2007