An alternative phrase for 'fuck buddy'. May be more widely used when in the presence of a more adult, or mature crowd. Also works in front of cops to lighten the mood when making a report.
by Savage 6062 February 11, 2013
Get the Intercourse Amigo mug.1. an extremely long pause during a public announcement over an intercom, where the microphone is still keyed and making static noise, indicating a brain fart by the person making the announcement.
Bruce was very nervous on his first day as a stewardess. While making the the safety announcement, he slipped into an "intercoma" in the middle of explaining the oxygen masks.
For nearly thirty seconds, the microphone hissed in the passenger's ears until he regained his train of thought.
For nearly thirty seconds, the microphone hissed in the passenger's ears until he regained his train of thought.
by Fotofly November 27, 2010
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Get the emergency intercom mug.While having vaginal sex with a woman you either
A. Accidentally have your balls slip in the anal cavity
B. Or have you penis miss and enter the anal cavity
A. Accidentally have your balls slip in the anal cavity
B. Or have you penis miss and enter the anal cavity
by T_dono09 December 6, 2018
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Variant: having one's friend call said phone during the sexual act.
Variant: having one's friend call said phone during the sexual act.
Hey man, I totally want to set up a California Intercom tonight. Can you call my phone at around 10:30?
by El Pablo Guapo October 17, 2012
Get the California Intercom mug.The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.
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