Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

Instabone

1) A word for a phenomonally hot male

2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.

3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.

Holy crap look at that instabone!

Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)

by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004

instacon

Profile picture for Instagram.

Person A : "Hey, your instacon is da bomb.
Person B : "Thanks man, yours too"

by killjoymsfts October 21, 2015

instaban

1. Verb. To be banned for ongoing play in an online video game for some action of insignificance, typically by some fat power hungry nerd who thrives on exercising his online powers.

My boy Nameless One just got instabanned for saying google.com in the main chat room by faggot Adept_Lynx!

by The Goat August 21, 2005

instaboner

when you see something that you like and you get an instant irection

Man when I saw that girl I got an instaboner

by marcus102893 February 20, 2009

instaboner

boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"

I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.

by harlandclarke August 28, 2010

Instaban

verb (used with object), instabanned
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever

2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals

eg. Ugh I'm so going to #instaban Polly, tenth picture of her stupid pug she has posted today!

by SUzyQ May 12, 2014