incumbent

It's some big-educated word which just means 'already in', or 'the kahuna in power running e-{lr}-ection again'.

Pronounced "In-cum-Bent", because when you're "in",
you're "in"! The "cum" is for those who "bent", usually by electing you.

Channel 10 Reporter: In 2 words Ricky, what are your thoughts on the incumbent and the election?

Ricky: Fuck off!

by Dan the Rod Leroux June 9, 2007

Incumbe

A latin word meaning fall upon

When Warden hits you with his broken ass crushing counter, he'll say incumbe

by Spicyboi33 September 28, 2020

pseudo-incumbent

A person who is not in an elected office, but is garunteed to be elected to this office.

In District 11, Rep. A (R) is currently in office. Rep. A(R) chooses not to run in the 2004 election. Mr. B(D) wins his partys nomination for the election. No one from Rep. A(R)'s party runs his office. Since Mr. B(D) is the only one running for the office, Mr. B automatically wins and is a pseudo-incumbent.

by imagine1989 December 29, 2003

pseudo-incumbent

An "elected" official who is running for office again.

If Bush had been elected in 2000, he would be the incumbent. As he is putatively accepted to have won, he is the pseudo-incumbent

by ziggurat September 20, 2004

incumsiderate

When you aren’t considerate with where you cum.

“Taylor came in my eye, I couldn’t see for two days! He’s incumsiderate.

by CooterThug November 21, 2018

incumpetent

Da state of being brainless and/or naive regarding sperm and its related aspects/properties/effects, such as making a huge mess, implicating someone in a crime, spreading STDs, getting a girl knocked up, etc.

Willie and Monica sure were woefully incumpetent when they carelessly got love-juice on Monnie's dress and thus revealed that there had been some hanky-panky going on between them.

by QuacksO November 1, 2019

Suckumentary incum

Income derived from having a webcam site. Can be for both women and men ☺️

I work in a nail salon as my main job but I make good. Suckumentary incum as a webcam girl . I file a 1099 as an independent cuntractor plus I can claim my bedroom as office space and write off my sex toys as tools of the trade. So far I haven't been fingered by anyone but myself!

by 4realazitgits April 26, 2021