vaccine informed

The lame term created by the antivaxxer crowd because they can’t accept the fact that they’re wrong.

“I’m not an Antivaxxer, I’m Vaccine Informed”
“No, Karen. You’re an idiot.”

“I’m Vaccine Informed, and know it’s bad to get vaccines. I read the insert!”
“Ok, Karen, you don’t trust pharmaceutical companies, but will believe their material.”

by Karmakaze May 7, 2019

vaccine informed

A name used by antivaxxers to describe themselves in an attempt to change the narrative around their position from science illiterate to "informed."

Synonyms: antivaxxer, pro-plague, pro-disease.

Oh, look, there is Karen calling herself vaccine informed again. You're an antivaxxer troll, Karen. Go eat some sage.

by Herbie West May 6, 2019

informed ignorance

The seemingly oxymoronic state one holds after being briefed on an important issue that they themselves recognize as deserving of further investigation, and then having made the conscious decision not to learn anything more about it.

Example 1.
Dude A: Hey dude, wanna go to that lecture on the ongoing genocide in Darfur?
Dude B: Nah, no thanks dude. I'm happy with my informed ignorance.

Example 2.
Hippies often try to make you feel guilty about your own informed ignorance.

by outercow April 25, 2009

well-informed

having extensive knowledge, as in one particular subject or in a variety of subjects.

It's obvious that the best way to explore a city is with a friend who is courteous, humorous, intelligent and - this is essential - extremely well-informed.

by L . Ray February 23, 2015

Vaccine Informed

Someone who knows it's common sense to listen to the information medical professionals when they say vaccinations are safe and necessary. Vaccinate your crotch fruit, Karen.

I'm not a brainwashed piece of shit and don't want my child to die of measles, I'm so glad I'm vaccine informed

by DefiniteDweeb May 7, 2019

Spider Inforcer

"A subspecies of spider person that was created by the Webb of life and destiny to defend other spider totems from threats like the inheritors and other multiversal threats"

"Spider inforcers are typically bulkier than other spider people and poses lots of unique powers across different individuals"

"Spider inforcers typically come to be in universes with other spider totems already present but they can also appean in a universe where they are the only spider person"

An example of this includes the very first spider inforcer called "Blue-Spider" from "earth 14-K" who dose not share a universe with other spider people

"Spider inforcers are typically more aggressive to those they consider a threat

And will likley attack them immediately"

"Only a spider inforcer can kill me. And you are not a spider inforcer"

"Spider inforcers are scary"

by Blue_spider September 13, 2023

Vaccine Informed

Someone who believes themselves to be more intelligent then others, simply due to an over inflated sense of ego, narcissism or the desire to be part of a larger conspiracy. Occasionally born from a place of genuine care for their children, but ultimately risk lives needlessly.

"Did you hear about Karen? She's Vaccine Informed now. I'd watch her kids for signs of something, measles is going around. I can't have my baby get sick, she still hasn't recovered from her surgery."

by Sagicles May 7, 2019