Influencer

A prominent figure on a social media platform whom generally exchanges financial instruments or special benefits for endorsements; Influencers are not averse to blackmailing, threatening, and denouncing businesses should their demands be met with resistance.

See also: Freeloader, Attention Whore, Blackmail, Threats, Denouncement, Entitled, Spoiled, Unethical Behavior, Occupations for Middle School Dropouts with GPAs Below 2, Trash, Whore, Trash Whore.

Example

Person 1: So are you up to these days?

Person 2: Well I'm officially an influencer with 50,000 followers on Instagram.

Person 1: Have you ever thought of seeking professional help?

by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020

social media influencer

A photogenic THOT taking selfies while being used by corporate sponsors to sell you stupid shit you don't need because people have become immune to normal commercials. They are typically followed by SIMPS who think if they like her pictures and comment enough or send her more money that she will notice him and fall in love with him. In secret she hates these men and mocks them to her chad boyfriend. They are too self absorbed to have kids of their own. When they die no one typically cares for longer than it takes to read the article.

I THINK THAT SHE'S A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER ON INSTAGRAM.

by Seta-San December 1, 2020

Influencer

Usually the worst type of people you can meet: narcissistic, preach how others should live their lives, and only became famous on the internet because they happened to be born with an appearance which is considered "conventionally attractive" by most of society.

See also: unemployed

Me: Hi, what do you do for a living?

Influencer: I'm a social media influencer

Me: There's a jobcentre as soon as you turn right at the top of the road.

by imakedefinitions21 April 25, 2023

Incidences

Incidences is a hybrid word (instances and incidents) that attempts to add importance and intellectual heft to a person's otherwise dull pronouncement. You hear this word all the time especially on newscasts where the host tries to sound important by using a bigger word than necessary.

" The incidences of credit card theft have risen dramatically since the influx of immigrants from Upper Freedonia have entered the neighborhood once know as Little Albania."

by jochthsi August 18, 2013

Influencer

A feckless cunt.

Jessica thinks she provides useful fashion advice, but she's just another one of those social media influencers.

by N.R. April 7, 2021

inforence

An inference based on the contents found in one's instant messaging buddy info.

i feel alive, i'm falling
we danced until the morning closed our eyes
i would love to stay here and never have to go
and no one in the world would ever know

-This is a typical style of away messages frequently used in today's instant messaging scene- the 'Emotional Song Lyric' away message. From the lyrics in this message the reader could possibly assume that the writer is trying to communicate a feeling of love or interest in another person whom they suspect might see this message.

When to use:

"Hey Jim! I saw yesterday in your info that '1000 nights could not be as black as your heart,' Is everything ok with your girlfriend?!" asks Scott.

"No Scott," explains Jim, "We are going through a rough time; good inforence!"

by Casey Fitz July 29, 2008

influencer

Useless people on social media (usually instagram) who can't find real jobs. All they know how to do is take pictures while posing and expect to leech stuff off of companies in exchange for "endorsement". Some gain followers from horny men by posting pictures in bikinis. They have no talent and will be screwed once the culture dies out.

I'm an instagram influencer. I have over 200k followers?
Wow you really are a useless bitch aren't you?

by tiredanddead May 15, 2020