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incestigation

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.
The FCC is conducting an incestigation into Verizon and AT&T rate hikes.
by Ontario Mike October 28, 2008
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Investing

I just lost 100 bucks from investing in the stock market. I'm gonna put $100 more in, I'm sure I'll do better this time!
by mad5793 February 26, 2015
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Inchestigate

To thoroughly examine the chest of a female.
Ryan: Dude look at that bitch over there, I'd **** that ass raw.

Mikey: Bro, maybe if you had inchestigated, you would have noticed that she's flatter than an illinois road.
by therealbrofessor June 29, 2010
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incestigate

The act of passionately searching for phat loots for the game World of Warcraft.
What drops in that instance? I shall incestigate for the drops!
by MainTankRespectIt February 10, 2007
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incexting

Person 1: Why does your uncle keep sexting.
Person 2: Naw its incexting.
Person 1: Oh I think Oprah did an episode on incextual relationships.
Person 2: oh spicy
by project gundam July 25, 2010
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Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony
1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."
by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018
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