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Inches

An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.
How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
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Inching is the action of attracting or otherwise inciting a person’s arousal through touch and without verbal exchange. It requires a very gradual, tentative seduction that commonly begins with “innocent” or “accidental” contact, which progresses in response to reciprocation from the recipient (or discontinues by their cessation).

The ambiguity of consent is likely to result in it being considered unlawful sexual harassment if malicious intent is proven. However, the extremely gradual nature of the action means it rarely develops beyond ‘innocent’ without some sort of reciprocal activity, implying consent and reducing likelihood of legal justification.

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Inched
Some girl started inching with me on the bus, it was actually really hot and she ended up giving me head.

I think Dan might have tried inching with me in the cinema. It was weird.
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Inch

A unit of measurement, often exaggerated by men accross the world.
Theres a ten incher in my trousers..
by spylad August 10, 2003
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Inch

Antiquated measurement unit, redefined in the 20th century to be exactly 25.4 millimetres in size. Not of much use in the modern age is it lacks precision, quality and beauty. Much better to use millimetres or centimetres instead.
Get rid of inches and give us cm instead
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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Inch

The unit that a penis is measured in.
by Dirty Dan March 12, 2003
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inch

A rating system for the male penis.

10+ inches = the elite
8 - 9 inches = the average user
6 - 7 = disdavantages
5- = tragic

the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence
the guy had a 5 inch cock so we threw him out of the sex club and went around the city making poster saying "timothy has a very small penis"

timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob
by dood November 13, 2004
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7.4 inches

"I've got 7.4 inches."
by Timo Teo November 4, 2008
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