intestinal yoga

polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap

Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a few minutes.

by babates February 24, 2006

Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples

that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

by bruce21b August 22, 2012

intestinal haunting

When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.

Oh man, those wings I ate have given me a terrible intestinal haunting!

by Dr. Centaur April 6, 2015

incestive

Another word for "incest". Fits more appropriatly when used in some sentences.

n00b: U r gay.

Older other: Shut the fuck up you incestive little shit. Go have a hot rump with your dad.

by Owieman August 6, 2006

Intestinal Disgorge

An amazing goregrind band with nice wholesome titles like "Swimming in Child Innards" and "Pussy Gristle."

Intestinal Disgorge is amazing goregrind/pornogore.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

intestinal insomnia

when you are trying to sleep, but your stomach is bubbling and groaning like you are about to shit all over bed. But you lay there thinking that it is going to go away. It ends up keeping you on edge all night in fear of waking up in your own shit.

Al had such a bad case of intestinal insomnia that he was up all night scraping (casino flavored) shit off of his sheets.

Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.

by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008

Intestinal Fortitude

A politicaly correct term for guts

Though Mohamad Ali may seem to have intestinal fortitude he is not healthy.

by Light Joker March 19, 2004