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cranio-rectal intrusion

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.
With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.
by BiggerD October 14, 2010
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arctic intrusion

A sexual act, in which an ice cube is inserted into one's anus at the point of climax.
I had to kick her to the curb. She kept begging for an arctic intrusion and it was just too weird.
by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III January 4, 2015
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inarla

Possibly the most bogan, scumbag and crime-ridden shithole in South-East Queensland. If you happen to be driving through Inarla, you can say bye-bye to your hub-caps. However, to make sure your whole car shell is not ravaged by the filthy rabble of locals, travel at least 300 kph and swerve continuously. You are fucked if you can't do this.
Guy 1: Hey I drove through Inarla the other day.
Guy 2: Oh yea...how was it?
Guy 1: It would have been better if I still had my car. It's a shame it's top speed was 280 kph.
by ThatCheesyTroll September 24, 2013
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post-inaugural depression

The feeling of sadness that many people experience after the political climax of the inauguration of the president of their choice.
Psychiatrist: Tell me why you asked to see me today, Ms.___.
Patient: Because I feel really, really, really sad - kind of drained and empty. When Barack was President-Erect - I mean, Elect - I felt soooooo great, but now all I can think of is my crappy job, my bills ... depressing stuff like that ...
Psychiatrist: Ah, yes, a classic case of post-inaugural depression. I notice that you first said "President Erect" .... Why do you think that was ....
Etc., etc..
by ring-tailed roarer January 21, 2009
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Inari

Inari is one of the most prettiest girls you will ever met they may be mean at some time and hard to live with but it all works out they are so kind and caring and puts people over them. Inari is one of the most Beautiful people,sexiest ,honest mad loving people you could ever met. At the end they get better. Inari is one of the best sisters,wife’s,and friends.
Inari is one of the most prettiest and smartest girls I’ve ever met and not to mention caring.
by Sally doll November 24, 2018
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Girlfriend Intruder

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.
Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.
by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010
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intrusive thoughts

An asshole who lives in your brain telling you to do good things
Intrusive thoughts be like:
Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...
by FlamgooopscoopdoopE October 30, 2019
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