Kennel Dog

A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.

"Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!!

by R. Timmer December 7, 2010

slave kennel

a large metal cage used to hold one or more arabian sex slaves

Eimon brought the slave kennel to his graduation party

by shooby June 10, 2005

Kennel Crotch

When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.

Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.

by Immortal Jellyfish October 3, 2010

kennel cough

Illnesses which are spread around at conventions (Comic-Con, Fur-Con, Bear Run) due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to kennel cough.

This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Bear Flu".

I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching kennel cough.

by Cubcake76 December 2, 2016

Go to the kennel

When someone male or female is acting like a little bitch. So you start treating them like one. So you send them to the dog kennel.

Nah, Arnold's a bitch he needs to go to the kennel.

by Thebug49 January 13, 2017

Kennel Oyster

1. Dog gonad for culinary use.

2. Hog food served at Duncans.
Also known as Dog-nuts and Dough Nuts

1. My Beagle howls two octaves higher since Ling Ling served his Kennel Oysters to the rich American.

2. Officer Dick likes warm Kennel Oysters with his coffee in morning.

by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009

fuck the kennel

When a team loses all its games or remaining games. The opposite of "run the table". If screwing the pooch is losing one game, losing all the games is fucking the kennel.

"The 2008 Detroit Lions sure did fuck the kennel."

"The way the defense is playing, they might just fuck the kennel."

by sportscolumn.com January 1, 2009