perfectly imperfect

when someone has strong feelings for you they may tell you that you're "perfectly imperfect" basically saying that they accept your flaws, they like you enough that they see past your insecurities, a way of saying that you're perfect to them.

girl: I hate my hair, nose, laugh, etc.
I'm not perfect
guy: I love all those things about you, you're perfectly imperfect

by teamandrea October 16, 2013

impedophile

a)someone who enjoys barring progress in any given endeavor.
b)a person who takes pleasure in deliberate inadequate miss-communication creating confusion and impeding progress particularly in work situations.
c) a Play on words to suggest someone who causes confusion also is involved in boy molestation, by way of an insult in (bad taste).

Steve: Hey Tbag you god damned Impedophile stop getting in my way.
Tariq : *muffled* quiet you

Leeroy: (just finishing counting through thousands of cans in inventory taking) 3495, 3496, 3497, threeth.....

Tariq: 12, 49673, 3, 456, 86 *perverted smirk*

by Labtekape April 28, 2010

Imperial Creed

The religious belief in the God-Emperor of Manknd and the expansion of the Imperium of Mankind. To follow this religion is to obey the will of the Emperor and live under his righteousness. Furthermore the followers must seek out the heretic, the mutant, and the xenos and destroy them. Today there are not many followers of this belief but The Emperor has forseen the future of Mankind and Man's destiny to conquer the stars and The Emperor is the one to lead Man.

As said in the Imperial Creed 'The Emperor Protects'

by Inquisitor Cain May 15, 2007

Impenstein

A person who is being BEYOND impish. An Imp is usually defined as a small mischievous devil or sprite. Impenstein can be used as an insult to how another person is acting. An Impenstein is usually doing something stupid or bad. The word can also just be used if you are angry at another person.

You impenstein, thats a horrible idea.
Stop being an impenstein.
Stop spawn camping you impenstein!

by bruhenir July 3, 2019

Imperial March

The single greatest song that could represent a nation!

Thousands of mindless troops march to the Imperial March.

by Exor January 15, 2004

imperfect perfection

Someone who is broken, but still breathing. The person worth fighting for.

She was an Imperfect perfection, and i’m glad i fought for her.

by hey i January 8, 2018

Impenus

A synonym for describing someone who is a dick

"OMG Tony from Survivor is such an impenus"

Scenario: Driving in the car with your gran, guy swerves in front of you

"AHH, what an impenus"

by justsel April 17, 2014