implosive diarrhea

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards

Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"

by jack bruce June 29, 2005

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am

something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.

i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail

by #swaggin July 11, 2019

Impussy

When a guys gouch folds in on itself and winds up looking like a vagina

I thought I got sent a pussy pic but upon further inspection, I realised it was an impussy

by SquigglyHoblet May 23, 2022

Impulse April

The one month of the year where you can do the things that scared you, with an excuse.

“Oh my gosh! You got bangs!”

“Yeah, I’ve wanted to for a while, and it’s Impulse April, so I thought ‘why not?’”

by xmadesie May 24, 2022

impulsive

Prone to acting without thought; spontaneous.

Man 1: Chris tried to break a beer bottle over his head at the party the other night.
Man 2: He can be really impulsive sometimes.

by Deja_Vu December 9, 2008

implosion fist pump

similar to a fist pump however the following explosion of the pump then comes back into high five.

bro #1: yo bro implosion fist pump me
bro #2: ok broseph

by jomo always has the mojo July 28, 2019

implausible

adj. the antonym of plausible
since plausible means 'seemingly probable', implausible is the exact opposite which is 'dos not seem very probable'

"sorry I have to put down the phone because i need to scratch my nose with both hands" is an implausible excuse

by wrskft June 30, 2007