Implements of Destruction

Any object/objects that can cause great bodily harm, usually stumbled on by accident.

i.e. In "Commando ", Matrix is on the island, the building with the tablesaw blades,implements of destruction.

i.e. In "Twister", Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton run for cover inside the outbuilding with all the sowing and reaping equipment, implements of destruction.

by HellsMother April 4, 2020

grammar implementer

Noun- referring to obnoxious individuals who are prescriptivist in nature and feel the need to implement the suffocating and irregular rules of English grammar, down the throats of learners. They are known to be particularly vicious to the poor second language learners who sometimes apply the rules of their native tongue, to English.

Oh god, my English teacher is such a stuck-up grammar implementer!

by The unlikely candidate September 2, 2022

implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".

New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."

by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007

A garden implement

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'

"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"

by Tcm April 26, 2015

implementation intention

An implementation intention is a self-regulatory strategy in the form of an "if-then plan" that when used can lead to better goal attainment, as well as helping in habits and behavior modifications. It is subordinate to goal intentions as it specifies the when, where and how portions of goal-directed behavior

I used " implementation intention" to better my life and make goals for myself, instead of just sitting around hoping they will actually be achieved through time.

by tobi_lab December 13, 2019

Wobble-Banisher-Implement

Also known as shims or a wobble-wedge a piece of wood or rubber used to stabilize a table or furniture. The term Wobble-banisher-implement was first used by a redditor on r/EnglishLearning and many people have liked it.

I will get a wobble-banisher, my desk is wobbly
A: "What do you call this wobble-banisher-implement you insert under uneven legs of a table?"
B: "A shim or a wedge"

by boomering December 10, 2023

Implements of destruction

Various things, objects, or utensils used to obtain a buzz or get high with

Scotty wanted to get high before he went out that night so he went to his drawer to grab his implements of destruction

by Stiffy_theStifone May 4, 2022