Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)
(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.
by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016
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Sergeant Speech Impediment

Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.
Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)
by Hukster November 06, 2003
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type impediment

A condition afflicting a person, who, through slovenliness or malcoordinated sausage fingers, cannot type a coherent sentence for their lives.
The life of a man haunted by his type impediment..
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?
by royston white May 15, 2014
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Pichi impediment

When a spoiled brat fails to pronounce a word correctly.
I want that cro-kedile toy.
No idiot that is not how you pronounce crocodile. You must have a pichi impediment .
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reach impediment

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.
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flirt impediment

The obstruction to flirtation practices.
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teach impediment

The disorder that afflicts public school teachers who are hopelessly incompetent at their job. Also known as pedagogical paralysis.
Unfortunately, Mrs. Hughes has a teach impediment. You will not be learning any algebra in her class this year.
by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022
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