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immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
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immediate family

Immediate family - the ability to be able to stay married to the same jerk for the duration, so that you children will be able to say the goodbyes at funerals showings when a loved one passes on.
Only a jerk would tell a grandchild that they can watch their grandmother suffer for months then not allow them to attend the viewing as it is for immediate family only.
by vanlaf July 5, 2007
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Immediate score

When your definition gets posted almost immediately on urb dic. Oh. And uh.thanks!
Legit literally as I write this my definition s went up on urb dic! Immediate score!
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
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Immediate right

Immediate right means that you will take a right and then another right.
You will pull out of ampm and take an immediate right
by Amnduhh August 26, 2021
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Immediate 180

When something or someone, usually lag in a game, annoys you to a certain extent that you just don’t want to deal with it anymore and make a full 180 degree rotation and walk away.
I’m just trying to play Deepwoken and queue up with a cheese build.

*immediate 180*
by Repenaoi January 4, 2025
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Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?
Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.
Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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