Behavior characterized by a statement that insinuates one’s own awesomeness in an unassuming, detached or even self-deprecating manner - i.e. bragging while trying not to seem like you're bragging.
1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."
by recklessdiver February 20, 2013
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Jake : Who cares!
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Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
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