Inbox Me

Phrase used by those too stupid to say "email" that don't know the difference between a noun and a verb. An instant indication that you are dealing with a moron.

"Dude, inbox me on that later." "Never mind. I don't want to know you".

by John Berry Hobbes February 2, 2015

inbox rot

To neither accept, nor decline a friend request from someone on Facebook or Myspace. Used in situations when you don't want to accept someone's friend request, but you also don't want to be rude by declining them.

Dude, that asshole friend of my girlfriend just sent me a friend request on Facebook. He's getting the inbox rot.

by WHUDDDUP March 8, 2009

inbox me

What people say when they are to fucked in the head to know the difference between a message and where the message is stored.

Fuckhead: Just inbox me.
Normal person: Sorry what?
Fuckhead: You know, send me an inbox.
Normal person: *lose faith in humanity, delete, block*

by Hjjon January 22, 2011

imbocile

The wrong way to spell imbecile

ur a imbocile -No, you're dumb.

by malicho July 28, 2008

Inbox Raider

A significant other who gets ahold of your cell phone to check your text messages. Usually causing a fight after seeing who has been texting you.

Dave: I have to delete all these messages from Sarah!
Jon: Why?
Dave: My girl is an Inbox Raider! I know she will start a fight.

by Skientz January 28, 2009

Self-Imbortion

self-imbortion is the act of aborting oneself without parental consent when you are between the ages of 1-18. Self-imbortion is the action of causing oneself to turn inside out so that their external selves are now inside, and their internal selves are now outside. This is the end would cause the child/adolescent to die from either asphyxiation from being stuck in the body, or organ failure—caused by the organs now being outside of the body, overall meaning they are more vulnerable.

Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.

After coming home from work, billy felt worthless. So, Billy decided to commit self-imbortion on himself.

by gayfish23 March 25, 2019

inbox rape

the act of opening your email and seeing multiple emails from the same address. most commonly alert emails.

Me: Fuck me, 720 emails
You: 720 emails dood, shits crazy! you subscribe to too much porn
Me: nah dood, i have been inbox raped by Facebook and Freecycle.
You: Wurd, that sucks bro.

by ItsSkeemofu March 21, 2011