iFreudian slip

When your iPhone or other on-screen keyboard mistakes what you are trying to type, possibly revealing your subconscious emotions.

A: I got your email, but what do you mean by "Pet me now!"?

B: WHAT? Oh, I was trying to write "Let me know!" iFreudian slip.

A: You mean to tell me you secretly want me to pet you?

B: No... what are you talking about? It was my keyboard.

A: But that's what a Freudian slip is: you unintentionally say something that reveals your true emotions.

B: Yeah but I said *i*Freudian slip.

A: What?

B: *i*Freudian slip. Look it up on urban dictionary.

A: ...

You're an idiot.

by penis-pop September 5, 2010

ifreeze

To put the cold screen of an iphone on your unsupecting parnters back when in bed. Works just as well with the aluminium case of a macbook pro

Dorris: You're so annoying, was sleeping.

Bob: Haha, relax it's just an ifreeze.

by lexeyeplural August 3, 2011

iqfree

Really really bad fortnite player who can't snipe a default and dies in every sniper battle.

I no-scoped iqfree.

by MartinGaming166 December 30, 2018

Ipfreely

Incontinent and indifferent

Ipfreely often in my trousers. .

by Funkjr85 April 12, 2023

Ilfred

The best at everything. Witty, sarcastic and AMAZING. Lose him and you'll regret it.

How I wish My boyfriend was like Ilfred.

by Anotheruserfromthenet June 3, 2020

illregular

Something out of the ordinary, something so amazingly awesome it will make you second guess everything you've been taught, yet you still cant seem to look away. Anyone given the status of illregular is a true prodigy and should be treated like a king

-"Woah!! Did you see how Justin was gettin it at the club last night?" "Yea man I've never seen anyone dance with 8 women at once like that, that shit was illregular.

-"Omg Becky the things me and jimmy did last night is illegal in 8 states it was so illregular"

by The deliverer June 26, 2010

Infrequently Vile

It means we are nice most of the time or that we are good at hiding out evilness

Infrequently Vile: An individual with a two faced personality. They'll smile in your face but behind that smile are evil intentions that they hide from you. Pretty discreet right? They only thinks for themselves and their own emotional needs before taking any consideration of yours. Those are the type that play mind games. But be careful they are back stabbers and will treat you like the enemy. Once you catch them off guard on there bs and call them out they'll look like a sick puppy.

by TruthHurtsSTL January 10, 2021