Ify
A black chick who will most likely grow up to be a B-rated stripper and pole dancer at a gentleman's club. An Ify is someone who does not have a dad, and because of a lack of guidance, will drop out of school at an early age. (like 5th grade). Ify is very conflicted, so if you dont want her to cut herself in the bathtub, make sure to compliment her on her appearance every day, even though you are lying.
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