ify-ify

Ify-ify can be used as shorted slang word for fifty fifty

For Example :
Jordan said I want to watch Barbie but I also want to watch Turbo.Its a ify-ify decision.

Tristan:what does ify-ify mean

Jordan:it's a slang word for fifty fifty

by BigBoobyMamaJ December 5, 2022

IFY

I feel you.

Guy 1: Had to work double shift yesterday cause the other guy decide to not show up!
Guy 2: ify man...

by I signed so I could comment December 28, 2014

la-ify

La-ify (v) - the process of converting any normal name into a black person's name. Can be used for any name ever!

Travis becomes Latravis

Chelsea becomes Lachelsea

Black Person 1, "Yo brother, I am eighteen and about to become a Father, what should I name my kid?"

Black Person 2, "How about James?"

Black Person 1, "Hell no, my kid ain't white!"

Black Person 2, "Let's La-ify. How about Lajames?"

Black Person 1, "Nice."

by urmomma42 December 13, 2005

Fox News-ify

Whenever someone uses "spin" and/or other rhetorical techniques seen on Fox News to lie, cheat, or just tell the part of the story that makes them or their agenda look good, just like on Fox News. It also helps if the "spin" is punctuated by an emotional, patriotic, or insulting remark.

"I can't believe I got fired for stealing from the safe; I merely undertook a personal covert cash flow enhancement initiative. My boss obviously wants the terrorists to be able to perform abortions on helpless babies."

"Dude, you stole. Stop trying to Fox News-ify your situation."

by Rev. Pasternack September 5, 2008

gx-ify

Using heavy technical terms, abbreviations and jargon in an argument to make up for lack of knowledge, insight and logic.

popular usage amongst geeks and nerds.
(gx - Gaseous Exhaust)

gx-ification (or gxification)
gx-ed (or gxed)

"dude, there's not enough time. just take the basic presentation and gx-ify some slides and present it to the client"

"no point replying. there is too much gx-ification in this email. cant put up any logic against this.."

by moralpolice December 14, 2009

PG-ify

To give something a less provocative or lewd meaning.

You are kind of a perv, so let's PG-ify this conversation.

by laurenjane August 27, 2007

Edge-ify

When the edgy person in the group chat copy and pastes somebodies joke but changes a thing about it to make it edgy, usually related to politics or historical events.

Friend #1 (Jokingly): What do you mean your house burned down!? You need to attack in the clan war!
Edgy friend: What do you mean you got brutally assaulted by the police!? You need to attack in the clan war!
Friend #2: You didn't have to Edge-ify it bruh.

by CasualCoffeeGuy February 23, 2023